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OCTOBER 2009

 
In this months edition:
The 2009 Paws & Claws Awards WINNERS | Feature stories
What's on    |   Latest news    |   Corporate news    |    On the web
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LASTEST NEWS FOR ANIMALS AFFECTED BY THE DISASTER IN SAMOA    

The earthquake and tsunami that struck Samoa last week has had a devastating effect for animals and humans. While people mourn the deaths of their loved ones, struggle to find shelter for their families, and try to put their lives back together again, the animals are struggling to fend for themselves.
The WSPA have teams on the ground in both American Samoa and Western Samoa. The WSPA's Disaster Relief and Assessment teams will be working to deliver basic veterinary attention and deliver food to over 1,000 surviving dogs in the tsunami affected areas. If you haven't already done so, please make an urgent donation to help these animals in desparate need by clicking here.

 

For more information on the work WSPA are doing in the affected areas click here. You can also keep up to date on the latest news by following the WSPA disaster blog.
 

The 2009 Paws & Claws Awards
"Celebrating the relationship between people and animals"

The Paws & Claws Awards are dedicated to pay tribute and gratitude to the fantastic people within the Pet & Animal Industry that make a difference to our lives and the lives of our animals. The aim of the awards is to recognize high achievers within the industry to show our appreciation for their hard work, commitment and unrelenting passion.

The results for the Third Annual Paws & Claws awards are in.

Simply Purrfect Cattery was awarded the Best Mate award, for the loving care and attention that they give to all their feline friends. Owner, Carol Wregg, was pleasantly surprised as the awards team showed up to the cattery’s front door with big grins and the golden trophy.

‘I didn’t think we’d win with so many great nominees involved. Thank you so much, this is great. I’m thrilled!’

The Best Vet award went to Drs Kevin and Fiona Cruickshank of the Gold Coast Vet Surgery. Dr Kevin is ecstatic to share this trophy with his team.

‘It is a whole team effort that made this possible. We are like family, the staff, the pets and the owners; we are all a big family,’ said Dr Kevin.

Their dedicated vet nurse, Olivia Gerry also took home the Best Vet Nurse award. ‘Thank you so much! This is wonderful, I don’t what to say – I’m in shock,’ said Olivia whilst posing for the camera crew.

The next stop was a family owned business, The Pet Barn Nerang, who took the Outstanding Pet Store (Pets) award for the third year running. In the history of these awards, they are the only nominee to have pulled off a 'hat trick'! The Westaway family has been running the store for 15 years and has created a new standard of what pet stores should be. Even the air in the bird room is pumped to provide fresh air 40 times an hour to maintain a healthy, safe environment for animals.

‘It’s such a great surprise. We are all so honoured,’ said a teary Pamela Westaway, ‘we have worked so hard and a huge effort has been made from our staff. I’m so happy. Thank you.’

28-year-old animal photographer Charlotte Reeves was awarded the First Class Pet Photographer. Ms Reeves started a blog to fuel her photography passion, and is now receiving commission enquiries for her services in Sydney and Melbourne.

Miami business Polapaws Pet Treats won the Finest Feast award for the second year in a row. Owner Nicole Hammond has been running the business for over ten years.

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“Every now and then customers come to me and say, ‘Your award right there made me buy it’ and that’s been a great help,” says Ms Hammond. “Hopefully next year when we’re going for the hat trick we’ll be in a bigger and better warehouse,” says Hammond.

The Biggest Heart award went to the RSPCA Gold Coast, a non-profit organisation dedicated to protecting the welfare of all animals. Peggy Hayes, RSPCA Gold Coast spokeswoman and secretary says “it feels gratifying and fantastic to win the award.”

“We have 200 plus volunteers and without them we don’t earn money,” says Hayes. “On average about 45, 000 of non-paid hours are worked each year.” “We’re looking into expanding our fostering program as well.

Fostering of course enables us to get the animals out of the cages.” On top of their tremendous efforts, the RSPCA also takes care of rescue efforts for wildlife, domestic animals and livestock during floods and fires. Last year, Gold Coast vet nurses attended to over 1000 jobs. The Gold Coast branch will also be the first to install volunteer virtual call centre operators.

“We are looking for volunteers who are interested in donating some of their time to helping our animals and wildlife,” says Hayes.

Ms Hayes also announced a new RSPCA superstore ‘World For Pets’ would be opening in Miami off the highway.

Proud winner of the Top Trainer award, Dee Scott from Positive Response Dog Training said that this award symbolizes ‘the enormous work and effort her team has put in’ and is looking forward to celebrating their win. To top it off, one of their most effective training tools, the Harmony Harness, won the Paws & Claws Greatest Pet Product award. This clever invention is popular due to its easiness to control the dog with no force needed.

The Best Animal-Related Club award went to a very dedicated group of individuals, volunteers and foster carers who actively promote the responsible ownership of guinea pigs, The Australian Cavy Sanctuary (ACS). The refuge is run by devoted animal lover, Jess Proietti who founded ACS in 2005 to supply aid and sanctuary to neglected, injured and abandoned guineas pigs.

Representing the Sunshine Coast, Animal Affair Dog Grooming Salon, a long-standing salon of over 30 years, won the Snazziest Pet Stylist award. Owner, Sue Wright, who has been managing the salon for over 2 years, was thrilled with the results and believes it’s a testament to their long-term commitment and responsibility associated with pet ownership, particularly the necessity and importance of pet grooming.

Animal Affair has a strong online following; their web site provides their customers with professional assistance and advice with their on-site support team and it contains a blog and chat room. Their customers can also access a wide range of products at their online store, so it is no surprise that when their fans voted for the Snazziest Pet Stylist they also placed a vote for the Outstanding Pet Shop (No Pets) award – and they won both! Well done!

By Luke MacKenzie

Thank you to all our nominees for being part of this year's awards, your commitment to the animals is evident by this recognition that you have received from your customers and supporters. We have enjoyed receiving all the wonderful and positive comments sent in by your voters; you should all be very proud!

Thank you to all the staff, supporters, members, family and friends for an outstanding effort.

Thank you to all our sponsors who made this event possible.

Check out the Awards Winners Photo Gallery here

See the First Runner-Ups and Top 5 Finalists online now

* * * * * * Dog Washing for One Year Winner * * * * * *

Sharon Davis, Hope Island QLD

* * * * * * Dreamworld Family Pass Winner * * * * * *

Emma McPherson, Mt Cotton QLD

* * * * * * Cupcake Parlour Winners * * * * * *

Carrie Horsfall, Highland Park QLD
Terry Swan, Wynnum QLD
Gabrielle Wheaton, Coombabah QLD
Laurel Fowler, Goodna QLD
Sue Cooney, Hawthorn QLD
Pam Weightman,QLD
Koben Gillespie, Molendinar QLD
Peta Mitchell, Belmont QLD
Emily Ford, Riverhills QLD
Matt Edwards, Daisy Hill QLD
Michael Hill, Sandgate QLD
Melissa Kerwin, Ormeau QLD
Nicola Beard, Elanora QLD
Beverley Parks, Tallebudgera Valley QLD
Daphne Donald, Windaroo QLD

Press releases:

Animal lovers unite!

Pet stylists compete for the snazziest of awards!

Brisbane booms at paw recognition..!

Big hearts go out for the animals!

            Feature stories:

     
MIRACLE CAT DEFIES DEATH IN HIGH-RISE FALL
by Daphne McKenzie
 

Defying death runs in the family for young Bellamy the cat, who has survived a three–storey fall onto concrete from his owner's home unit at Bowen Hills. After six weeks with the vet involving treatment for two badly broken legs and a broken jaw, the 11–month–old moggie has been welcomed home by owner Michael Birch, another great survivor.

Michael, a 29yo Cerebral Palsy sufferer confined to a wheelchair, made headlines in 2004 after surviving a savage attempt on his life which scored his two attackers a video camera and a collective 28 years in prison.

After multiple stabs severed Michael's vocal cords and jugular vein, doctors marveled at his survival but said he would never speak again. He now speaks in a whisper. Michael fell victim again last year when his laptop was snatched from him in a busy Bowen Hills Street, and a few months later his much–loved assistance dog died. Then, in February, his treasured cat Bellamy, whom he had rescued in 2008 from a stray litter at his unit block, fell three stories from his balcony onto concrete.

"I couldn't consider euthanasia. He's such a beautiful, gentle, loving cat. I just adore him and couldn't bear to lose him," Michael said.

Anvet Kedron veterinarian Dr Susan Dawson kept Bellamy for six weeks, replacing broken bones with a combination of pins and plates, and repairing hernias and a fractured jaw.

"It was touch and go as to whether he would survive the first week but Bellamy proved to be the perfect patient," Dr Dawson said.

She recommended Michael install CATMAX, a custom–made clear–net enclosure, to prevent any further slips by Bellamy or Michael's new assistance dog.

"Cats especially, if they are de–sexed, are well suited to unit life but with increasing numbers of high–rise units, they must be kept safely enclosed," Dr Dawson said.

 

Miracle cat Bellamy, who survived a high-rise fall, with his owner Michael Birch and treating vet Dr Susan Dawson. Photos by Campbell Scott.

"If they're lucky to be in a unit with a balcony, they can enjoy the semi–outdoors but cats are adventurous and we don't want to see injuries like poor Bellamy suffered. Enclosures are essential, and these specialised nets keep the animal safe while not impeding views or fresh air."

Still awaiting a criminal compensation payout from his 2004 attack, Michael's pockets were empty. So a relative approached CATMAX at Woolloongabba to see if, in the circumstances, they could offer a discounted quote to enclose one of Michael's two balconies. Due to the low visual impact of the enclosure, building management gave immediate approval for its installation. CATMAX was at Michael's unit the next day, took measurements, and has completely enclosed his two balconies — at no cost.

"Our hearts just went out to Michael and to his beloved Bellamy", CATMAX Managing Director Paul Chapman said.

"He's had enough setbacks in life. At least now he can relax knowing his pets are secure."

"They could not have been more helpful," Michael said. "I can't believe them. This is awesome."

 
     
‘EROGENOUS ZONES’: A WINNER FOR CHICKS AND ANIMALS ALIKE
by Nicola Fawson



Back in the limelight, the Spotlight Theatrical Company has done it again: put on a fantastic, sold out show to benefit a charity! Full of continuous laughter, both hearty and giggly, the Chicks @ Lunch crowd (and many other halves) were entertained for over two and a half hours while the theatre troupe presented “Erogenous Zones”; ‘a poignant look at the ups and downs of being in or out of a relationship’.

All proceeds went to support the Animal Welfare League of Queensland (AWL), with special thanks to Rosie Thompson and the Chicks @ Lunch ‘gals’. This is just one example of the many fundraising events the Chicks hold in their love of gathering together to support the AWL.
Not a smile could escape the lips of any viewer as they were entertained, offered delightfully scrumptious intermission treats and great company, all the while keeping in mind the many animals in need of our care and attention.

Jacqueline Maloney of Benowa said she loved to come along to support such a great cause.
Animal Welfare Volunteer and animal foster-parent Emma Carpenter went along for a fun night with her two girlfriends, unsuspecting of the capacity of the support for the event.

“I was interested in coming along but I didn’t know anything about it”, said Emma.

Emma’s friend Yasmin Winters chimed in on how excited she felt.

As the curtains went down on a fantastic evening, Rosie Thompson, founder of Chicks @ Lunch, openly acknowledged the Spotlight Theatrical Company for their continued kind donations.

“This night is really good. It’s an awesome turnout”, she said.

“This Spotlight theatre is so charity minded. I really, really do appreciate what they do”, said a glowing Rosie.

To find out what the Chicks @ Lunch are up to this month or for future (entertaining) fundraisers check out their website at http://www.angelfire.com/in4/chicks/about.html.

 

            What's On:

     
HAPPY TAILS DAY  
10 OCTOBER 09

Happy Tails Day is a national fundraising event for the RSPCA. Here are some fun ideas for how you can help us to help the animals on Happy Tails Day.

Wear your Happy Tails Day merchandise
Happy Tails Day is the official day of the year to wear your plush ears and tails! However, if ears and tails don’t match your outfit you can support us by wearing a lapel pin or a wristband instead. Or simply wear something green and make a donation to the RSPCA on 10 October. Green is a major feature of Happy Tails Day this year, as it is bright and fresh, while representing the outdoors, springtime and the RSPCA paws in our logo. Check out the great merchandise!

Decorate, decorate, decorate
Brighten up your desk or workspace with Happy Tails Day posters along with photos of your pets, friends, family and workmates.

 

Celebrate lunch, morning or afternoon tea
This year’s Happy Tails Day theme is all about enjoying the great outdoors. Celebrate Happy Tails Day with a picnic or BBQ lunch. Have some yummy treats for morning or afternoon tea. Think green! Green lollies, peppermint chocolates or cupcakes topped with green icing. Don’t forget to use RSPCA eggs in your baking! If you want to stay healthy try crackers and guacamole or avocado dip, green apples, grapes and honeydew melon. And to drink why not try lime cordial or green tea? The only limit is your imagination!

Games for the young and young at heart
Organise a “match the pet to the owner” competition. Bring in photos of pets and their owners and place them on your staff noticeboard – ask for a gold coin donation for entry and see who can match the pet to their owners correctly.

Spread the word
Write a letter to your local newspaper or call your local radio station to tell them what you’re doing to celebrate Happy Tails Day and to encourage others to get involved. This is great publicity for your school, business or workplace as well as promoting the event! Display a Happy Tails Day poster on your staff noticeboard or write an announcement to include on your staff intranet or newsletter.

Tell us how you celebrated Happy Tails Day!
E-mail RSPCA Qld on dbaartz@rspcaqld.org.au to let them know how you celebrated Happy Tails Day 2008, or what a great success your event was. Take lots of photographs, too – they’d love to see them! And if you have any fabulous ideas for other ways to celebrate Happy Tails Day in 2009, drop them a line and share your thoughts!

 
     
DAVID FLEAY PLATYPUS DAY  
11 OCTOBER 09

A fun, family day out! Adults at Children’s Prices! Hands on Activities for Kids! Entertainment, Displays, Wildlife Talks and more! Celebrate Q150! Support your local wildlife park! Have a great time!

Friends of Fleays invites the community to David Fleay Platypus Day! Join in the Q150 celebrations honouring the work of pioneer conservationist David Fleay – the first person to breed the platypus, amongst many other Australian animals and birds. Platypus Day is a great opportunity to visit your park in a beautiful bushland setting.

- Animals in natural habitats including the only platypus in a park on the Gold Coast

- Special conservation exhibits, heritage displays and boardwalk tours

- Launch of the new edition of David Fleay’s work Paradoxical Platypus, funded by the Queensland Government under the Q150

Community Funding Program.

- Aboriginal stories, art exhibition and Jarran dancers

- Children’s activities including an Art Competition (see below)

- Crocodile feeding, snake & other animal talks

- Platters cafe & LIVE music

Historical Photo Display: call for contributions - click here.

Children’s Art Competition
Entries are now open - click here. Winners will be announced on Platypus Day at the Park - great prizes to be presented by a celebrity! Is your school involved?

Major Supporters
Friends of Fleays would like to acknowledge and thank the following groups for their support of Platypus Day... Queensland Government’s Q150 Community Funding Program, Foodoo/ Currumbin RSL, Gold Coast City Council, Wildlife Preservation Society of Queensland, SEQ Catchments. If your business would like to be involved please Contact Us.

West Burleigh Rd, West Burleigh

 
     
TOOWOOMBA PET AND ANIMAL EXPO  
16 OCTOBER 09

 

The 2009 Toowoomba Pet and Animal Expo will be promoting responsible pet ownership, latest products and services, pet fashions, advice, information, licencing and more.

The event features Mark Tully with his interactive animal nursery and display of rare and heritage breeds of domestic livestock. Broadwings “Birds of Prey”, Arabanoo working Kelpie Stud and Tammy the Tamworth. PLUS Thousands of dollars worth of prizes and giveaways thanks to Ridley Barastoc.

The 2009 event is run alongside the 2009 Toowoomba Spring Home and Lifestyle Expo, held in the Founders Pavilion. The event provides two shows for the price of one.

16th - 18th October 2009 - Toowoomba Showgrounds
http://australianevents.com.au/content/blogcategory/68/185/

 
     
THE PETEXPO 09  
19 OCTOBER 09

A NATIONAL EVENT FOR THE AUSTRALIAN PET CARE, AQUATIC & SERVICES INDUSTRY

Click here to view the full PetExpo program.

Gold Coast Convention & Exhibition Centre

 

 
     
PIGNIC IN THE PARK  
25 OCTOBER 09

 

The Australian Cavy Sanctuary (ACS) a non profit and non funded animal rescue organization will be hosting their third annual animal awareness event and family fun day “Pignic in the Park” at Teralba Park in Everton Park. The event aims to raise awareness of current animal welfare issues including the correct care of small animals. It will be attended by many organisations with similar aims.

On the day there will be a massive Guinea Pig Pignic on the parklands where members of the public are invited to bring their

Guinea Pigs to the park for the event (please contact ACS for Guinea Pig health and safety guidelines). Dogs are welcome but must be on a leash and watched by their owner at all times.

Theme for 2009 Pignic is HALLOWEEN! (casual or fancy).
Prizes to be won for Best Dressed!

Watch Pignic in The Park 2008 here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wglaZMVjXKY
Click here for more info.

 
     
PERTH PETMANIA EXPO 2009  
30 OCTOBER 09

 
     
URBAN SEMINAR: BACKYARD FUN FOR THE HOME ALONE DOG  
09 NOVEMBER 09

 

Learn to keep your dog mentally stimulated and avoid common problems such as excessive barking, chewing, destructiveness and escaping.

Award Winning dog trainer, Danielle Dickinson, will share her expert tips, tricks and strategies to help your dog live a more fulfilling life.

Tickets $35.00 | South Brisbane Softball Association, Preston Road (off Meadowlands Road, Carina Q) | CALL 07 3390 8840

 
     
CAVALIER RESCUE QLD CHRISTMAS PICNIC  
29 NOVEMBER 09

Sunday, 29th November at Pizzey Park is the date chosen however notices with details closer to the time will be emailed or posted on the web site, www.cavalierrescue.org.au.

This beautiful snowman so skilfully knitted by one of our members Shirley Smith, and kindly donated as a raffle for Cavalier Rescue. His name is Mr Bojangles and he stands 49cm (19 1/4") high to the top of his hat.
The raffle will be drawn on the Picnic Day.

We look forward to seeing many of you and
your precious Cavaliers on the day!

 

 
 
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URGENT SUPPORT NEEDED!  
www.bestfriendsrescue.com

Best Friends Rescue (BFR) is a not for profit organisation run solely by volunteers. We save and re-home, abandoned and unwanted dogs and cats. Most of our animals are saved from death row in Council Pounds, who simply to do not have the resources for all the unwanted animals in Queensland. We are 100% no-kill, we take on dogs and cats that other rescue organisations won’t take.

As we do not have a shelter, our animals live with foster carers until their forever home is found. This service runs successfully because of our dedicated and wonderful foster carers, volunteers and supporters. We depend heavily on donations and support from the public, as we receive no government funding. We are a 100% volunteer organisation, so all money raised goes directly to caring for our homeless, abused and neglected cats and dogs.

Currently we are trying to raise money for two special dogs and many others that are in desperate need.
 

Snowy

Snowy is a beautiful boy that only has love to give, despite being dropped at a local pound to be “disposed” of, due to teeth and liver problems. Snowy’s conditions are treatable, with the funds to do so.

How you can help:
• Volunteer to be a foster carer
• Donate money (over $2 is tax deductable) http://www.bestfriendsrescue.com/donation.html
• Donate quality dog or cat food
• Volunteer to help at expos to raise awareness and raise money
• Volunteer to drive rescued animals to vet appointments or pickups

 

If you can help with any of the above please contact:

Claire Jordan | Foster Care Coordinator
bfr.claire@yahoo.com.au | 0401 028 971

Please see our website for ways to donate. Also our website has current dogs and cats trying to find their forever home and other success stories.

 
     
GLOBAL PET GALLERY - GUINNESS WORLD RECORD ATTEMPT    

 

Source: http://www.wildlifewarriors.org.au/
fundraising/index.html

 

How would you like to be part of a Guinness World Record attempt, at the same time showing your support for wildlife conservation? Australia Zoo Wildlife Warriors is proud to announce that it has been chosen as one of ten not-for-profit animal organisations to share proceeds from the Global Pet Gallery's record-breaking attempt at creating the world's largest photo mosaic using individual pet photos.

Currently more than 112,000 photos are required to beat the standing Guinness World Record, and within the next 12 months proud pet owners are able to become involved by uploading their pet's photo online. All pets are welcome, including dogs, cats, birds, mice, fish, reptiles and even monkeys! Your participation contribution of $24.95 will not only give your pet celebrity status, but will also grant you voting rights to determine what share of Global Pet Gallery's proceeds will be directed to Australia Zoo Wildlife Warriors.

So get snapping! For more information and to make your pet part of this record-breaking attempt, visit www.globalpetgallery.com.

 
     
NINTENDO Wii FIT FOR PETS    

Pets will soon be able to join their computer game playing owners on the the Nintendo Wii. In the new Wii Fit Plus game, users are able to recreate their pet cats or dogs as avatars, with them them appearing in games as the owner plays.

Nintendo say the Wii Balance Board can be used to weight pets and monitor their the pet's weight-loss (or gain) alongside its owner. A spokesperson said seeing you pet in the game could act as a motivator to continue playing.

However there are currently no games you pet can play…unless you count chewing on Wiimote and hiding it under the sofa!

Source: http://newslite.tv/2009/10/05/nintendo-wii-fit-now-works-for.html

 

 
     
SUPPORT TOUGHER SENTENCES FOR ANIMAL CRUELTY    

A group of Brisbane lawyers have formed an organisation to campaign for animal justice. Calling themselves BLEATS (Brisbane Lawyers Educating and Advocating for Tougher Sentences) their major aim is to focus attention on the apparent unwillingness or seeming inability of Magistrates to wield their powers under the Animal Care and Protection Act 2001.

Solicitor Tracy-Lynne Geysen was horrified by the spate of animal cruelty cases reported in the local media and decided to look into what the law was actually doing to deter the ongoing abuse.

“I was watching the news one day recently and a report came on about a dog that was found hanging from a tree. The announcer said the people who found the dog were shocked but no offender had been located,” she said. “Then there was the attempted skinning of a live cat and the rescue of close to one hundred animals from a house in Central Queensland. I wanted to see if justice was being served and I found out it manifestly was not!”

 

Sign the petition urging Magistrates of Australia to forcefully exercise their powers in accordance with the intention of the Animal Care and Protection Act 2001 and enforce the maximum penalties upon the perpetrators of animal cruelty.

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Send it to news@pawsandclaws.com.au!
     
LIFE'S QUESTIONS    
Doggie's Story
A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale ' He rings the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever sitting there.

'You talk?' he asks.

'Yep,' the Lab replies.

After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's your story?'
 

The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA. In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping.'

'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals.' 'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

'Ten dollars,' the guy says.

'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?'

'Because he's a liar. He never did any of that sh...’

 
Sent in by S Shoring, QLD
 

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